How to be a Pop(e)

Condemn stuff.
As a Pop(e) you have to condemn stuff.
But of course you're just going to say it, and even
if you mean it, you're not supposed to do anything
about it. (The full-stop is there to remind you to
stop when it comes to taking action.) And usually,
you need to choose some generic bad thing like
'corruption', 'violence'You're just for show,
remember that.
E.g. "The Pop(e) condemns African corruption"


Give really lousy suggestions with very obvious negative effects
As a Pop(e), stirring up people is one of the important
things you just have to do, but there are many ways of
doing this. Remember that there is no standard
operating procedure for stirring people up. You may
do it any way please. Or whichever way you were
told by some higher being to do so (at least you think
so). Also you need to create news to constantly
remind people that you exist.
E.g. Stop using condoms, especially where there are high HIV rates.
(This is to help spread HIV too since your job is kind of to spread stuff.)

One more thing.
Don't forget, the power comes from the big hat.
Refer to Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook for
more information.