2/25/2009

Get Your Limited Ed Bobble-Headed Deadpan Humorless Lecturer Figurine Now !

Nod nod nod. Long due.
Not gonna bother making this image clearer.
Don't know how and shouldn't anyway.

I'd like to get a mold of the head.
Maybe those CADM practicals will come in handy.
The one for quality checking/duplicating parts
which beeps.

Then I'll manufacture PEZ dispensers and Nodding Toys
that will sell out all over the world.
And then less american children will get diabetes since
eating sweets will become boring.
And I could run a conspiracy with Big Tobacco to get
more adults to pick up smoking again since
PEZ was created to help people quit smoking.

And I'll work with takara-tomy to make a
special edition of plastic nodding toys.
And they will be a hit. Now the nodding toy
won't just soothe you, and let you talk to it,
it will now help you get to sleep.
Great for insomniacs.